Wow, your headache sounds so overpowering!
It stops you from doing anything but cowering.
You know a solution you say?
This solution will help make your headache go away?
What’s that? Caffeine doesn’t work, nor Toradol or Tylenol
You say that you have tried it all?
Oh I see! The only thing that works for you is Morphine!
That makes sense, I see what you mean.
Just make sure to visit the ER weekly for treatment
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