Very Intractable Headache

Wow, your headache sounds so overpowering!

It stops you from doing anything but cowering.

You know a solution you say?

This solution will help make your headache go away?

What’s that?  Caffeine doesn’t work, nor Toradol or Tylenol

You say that you have tried it all?

Oh I see! The only thing that works for you is Morphine!

That makes sense, I see what you mean.

Just make sure to visit the ER weekly for treatment

We don’t want you to miss your perfect attendance achievement!

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