Walking and walking, oh my feet hurt I feel I’ve aged 20 years and live in a yurt. It’s always so painful to be on my feet For 14 hours and never have a seat. At least the shifts almost over And I can rest my dogs, one I even named Rover. So I lift ’em up, relax and recline Perhaps next thing I’ll do is eat greasy strips of swine.
I am so frustrated that you are unhappy Your family member could die and all you care about are things stupid and crappie. I talk to doctors, push IV meds, take their vitals umpteen times And all you do is point out the dirt on the floor as if it were a crime Well I am so sad to report that while saving their life My skills as a housekeeper were slightly under strife
It’s one thing to ask for ice But seriously asking for that much is just not nice. I am nurse not a butler please take your request elsewhere, Oh wait, I forgot, all our pay is based on satisfaction in healthcare.
With slightly jaded love,
Your extremely-busy-saving-your-family-member-from-near-death-and-you-are-unhappy-with-the-room-temperature Nurse